Why hasn’t anyone ever told me how good venison was?!?!?!
I was at a four way stop this afternoon that was blocked up with traffic (apparently, everyone thought it was a good idea to leave from the pool party that my apartment was throwing at the same time). Traffic was being directed by someone in order to ensure that there were no accidents. I was up next. Some idiots pulled up behind me (blocking the road way for incoming cars, might I add), and started yelling for me to go, even though the traffic director was letting cars from the other side go first.
Mr. Darwin, I think you missed a few “inferior strains” in your natural selection process.
If only my car was bigger than theirs.